Misguided Guides

Welcome to the shadowy world where your cat’s cuddle might just be a reconnaissance mission. Here, each purr is suspect, every gift a warning, and the innocent act of sleeping on your keyboard? A strategic move in the silent battle for dominance. This isn’t just another day in your cozy, cat-dominated household—it’s an insight into the cunning...

Are you ready to LOL your way through the wild world of online dating? Join our intrepid romantic, Zoey Zero, and her AI-guided Cupid, CPUid, in a sidesplitting adventure to find love—or at least some epic stories to share with your friends. Armed with unbreakable optimism, razor-sharp wit, and a mischievous virtual wingman, our hopeless...

Step right up to the therapy session of a lifetime, where your past isn’t just a memory, it’s a playground. This anointed guidebook into chronomanipulation offers you the once-in-an-eon chance to tweak, nudge, and outright bulldoze through those pesky regrets that have been cluttering your life.

Ever thought a tiny tweak in your past could...

Dive into the hilariously eerie world of real estate with your not-so-ordinary realtor, Cassandra "Cassie" Spectre. Ever thought a poltergeist could polish your cooking skills or a ghostly coach might just be the secret to your fitness success? Cassie Spectre’s guide to finding a haunted homemate makes these spectrally intelligent scenarios a...

Sleepers of the world, get rich!

Ever wonder why the wealthiest fat cats always look so well-rested? It’s because they’ve unlocked the secrets of Sleep Economics—a revolutionary technique where your road to riches is paved in sumptuous silk sheets and the only “work” required is an enthusiastic embrace of slumber.

I’m Dr. Somnus “Snoozy”...

In a world where relationships can feel as unpredictable as an untrained puppy, Penelope Paws believes that the key to harmony lies in the pages of dog training manuals. Armed with an arsenal of treats, a leash, and an unwavering determination, Penelope sets out to prove that boyfriends and dogs aren’t so different after all.

Joined by her...

Are you tired of being a goody-two-shoes in a world that rewards the wicked? Ready to embrace your inner evil and unleash your most fashionably villainous self?

Join Evelyn Darkmore Quinn, a mild-mannered librarian turned budding supervillain, as she navigates the ups, downs, and upside-downs of the villainous life. With her untrusty sidekick Poe...

Are you drowning in clutter and treasured keepsakes but can’t bear to part with any of it?

Then enlist Maisie Messington—a creative clutterbug—to lead your decluttering crusade.

Join Maisie and her sidekick, Dusty Hoover, a vintage vacuum who fancies himself a sports announcer, as they navigate the labyrinth of hoard. From crafting your unique “...