Book #1 from the series: Misguided Guides

Why Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

A Paranoid Pet Owner's Manual

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Welcome to the shadowy world where your cat’s cuddle might just be a reconnaissance mission. Here, each purr is suspect, every gift a warning, and the innocent act of sleeping on your keyboard? A strategic move in the silent battle for dominance. This isn’t just another day in your cozy, cat-dominated household—it’s an insight into the cunning mind behind those whiskers.

Discover the art of survival in a land where being ignored is a power play, and affection could be the prelude to an assassination attempt. With a blend of dark humor and unnerving accuracy, navigate the minefield of feline companionship where every adorable trait masks a calculated strategy for household control.

Arm yourself with the knowledge to decipher the murder stares and midnight zoomies of your fluffy overlord. It’s a world where paranoia meets reality, and love for your pet comes with a side of suspicion. Dive into the darkly humorous life of cohabitation with the cutest of predators, and remember: it’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you.

Praise for this book

Why Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a fun and hilarious way to view our frisky felines and their amusing and cantankerous ways. You are gifted to a wonderfully entertaining list of questionable and curious behavior that is sure to lead to many good belly laughs. What a delightful and thought-provoking journey into the world of cat ownership and all it entails! I encourage any and all cat lovers to pick up this book.

This book was so spot on, the author knew so much about cats, THAT is exactly 💯 how cats are. The only thing that I wish was different about this book, was I wish it had more pages, I didn't want to stop reading it I LOVED THIS BOOK. Thanks for writing it.